Ted Kennedy is my favorite Irishman

According to Kennedy, Iraq is Bush's Vietnam.

According to me, Kennedy is the idiot brother.

According to me, Kennedy is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler...no, that's not right, maybe Göering.

According to me, Kennedy is the drunk uncle at the Christmas party. Hell, he's the drunk uncle at the Kennedy Christmas party.

According to me, Kennedy is a beached sperm whale.

According to me, Kennedy has singlehandedly killed more women than George Bush has.