Here we are

on the eve of the inauguration of B. Obama as President of the United States. I'm worried. Will he uphold the Constitution as he swears to on the morrow, or will he burn the document to light his next cigarette?

We've heard that he's one of the most articulate men to come along in a long time (It must be true, Biden told us so. Of course, he probable stole that line too). We've heard that he promises to end the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Great, I want to know if the guy serving is a flamer or not (not really, I don't care, and don't want to know). What else will he do?

Will he talk to Ahmadinejad? Chavez?

Oh, who the fuck cares? Just don't let him fuck up our country.