If in fact the Obamanation wins

I will no longer donate to charities. I will refer them to the Federal Government. If someone calls asking for assistance, I will refer them to the Federal Government.
If a salesman calls, wanting my money for some widget I don't need, I will refer him/her to the Federal Government.
If a school is holding a fundraiser, I will not buy, I will refer them to the Federal Government.

My new slogan for the next four years:

Buck Farack.

Enjoy the misery America. You voted for this fucking idiot, you live with him. I'm going to be busy hiding my money and taking yours.