This man is more dangerous than you know

Ron Paul. I'd like to channel the Dixie Sluts...errrrrr Chicks for just a moment, and say that, as a Texan, I'm ashamed that Ron Paul is from Texas.

He's not a Republican, he's a fascist bastard. No one in their right mind will vote for this jerk.

and now, a picture of a real asshole

I figure if peanut-brain can call a sitting president names, I can call a former (and horrible) president names. This asshole made me want to puke back in 1977-81, and I have this reaction every time I see this putrid, disgusting piece of crap. This man is an antisemitic, anti-American flake. When he departs this planet, the nation should declare it a national holiday.

And he has the nerve to want to abdicate his crown?

seperated at birth? Colmes/Nash?

you be the judge

OxyClinton

Laura Ingraham....Mmmmmmmmm

Kirk likes Friendship Fries

"you want Klingons with that?"
hat tip to Zombietime

The Cow speaks again, (God, please make it stop! The voices in her head are giving her instructions again!)

It pisses me off so much that this pig sucks down oxygen meant for my children. The only thing making me not wish for her untimely demise is the minute possibility that she might EAT Alec Baldwin.

The new image of the Dallas Mavericks (could also be the love interest of Mark Cuban)

...so much for that 67 win season. You let your old coach and a guy with a busted wheel beat you.

Dirk, maybe you should go have a drink and a sandwich with David Hasselhof...