Alberto Gonzalez resigns

My favorite quote? You know it's from Ted Kennedy:

“I strongly urge President Bush to nominate a new attorney general who will respect our laws and restore the integrity of the office.”

This from the man who killed his pregnant girlfriend.

No doubt, he's a villian in this one

According to Fox News, Patrick Leahy (asshole-VT), will be in the next Batman movie. You can see him here, recreating his birth as an audition exercise.

Why I'm cancelling my subscription to the San Antonio Express-News

For the past 20 years, Express-News readers have been accustomed to reading Leo Garza's Nacho Guarache, which appeared here for the last time Thursday.

During those two decades, the number of American newspapers with staff cartoonists has plummeted by more than half. Editor & Publisher recently reported that only about 80 cartoonists remain in staff positions at newspapers.

Throughout those 20 years, the Express-News has enjoyed the rare luxury of two staff cartoonists, Garza and John Branch. But the changing economic environment confronting newspapers across the nation has forced us to make the difficult decision to discontinue Nacho Guarache.

Bruce Davidson, idiot....errrr editor,

San Antonio Excuse-for-News
I guess what pisses me off the most, is that this little fucker Bruce Davidson and his little voyeur friends decided that it's OK to unload a lone moderately conservative voice on the staff, and keep the rabid moonbat with no artistic talent, John Branch.

Hey, I know this is San Antonio, I know it's a town that most of you never have been to. but I live here. Why can't I have one portion of the newspaper that at least respects some of the beliefs I have?

Cancelling my subscription to the Express News. Apparently, they don't need my money. Fuck 'em. I don't need their shit either.

Moby (no)Dick

Ahoy! Thar she blows! The Great White Whale!