Charlie Brown Christmas, Jihadi style...

OMG this is funny

Now we know where they got the idea from...

This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future." -Adolph Hitler, 1935

Katie Couric. Bitch

"Well I was surprised, you know, after I went to Eastern Baghad. I was taken to the Allawi market which is near Haifa street which was the scene of that very bloody gun battle back in January and you know this market seemed to be thriving and there were a lot of people out and about. A lot of family owned businesses and vegetable stalls and so you do see signs of life that seem to be normal. Of course that’s what the U.S. military wants me to see so you have to keep that in mind as well."--Katie Couric



This was the comment she made on the evening news. Is she someone who reports the news, or has she become like her predecessor, Dan Rather, not content to report the news, she has to interpret the news? What's next, forged documents? Or has she done that already. No wonder her network is dying from ennui.

What a bitch.

Mark Cuban is a fucking idiot.

Frankly, if I knew nothing else about the bombastic, terminally insane Mark Cuban other than he is the huckster carny wannabe who owns the NBA bridesmaid Dallas Mavericks, I would still hate him. But now….now I hear that he is an over the edge “truther” who is bankrolling anti-American propaganda. He’s backing the release of Brian DePalma’s hit piece on American troops “Redacted,” which attempts to smear American troops as terrorists and rapists. Of course, he concentrates on this to try to demonstrate a point that all troops are doing this, when in reality, these are the anomaly and are punished by our military. Of course, you’ll never hear that from asshole DePalma. My real target here is Cuban, who also has an interest in the release of the “truther” movie Loose Change (should be called Loose Screws, if you ask me). It’s amazing how a guy who made his fortune in this country can badmouth it so. I want to make sure I can get tickets to the Spurs-Mavericks games this year; the confrontation ought to be fun.