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Iranian Anti-Semitic Cartoons

Uhh. Am I supposed to be offended by this? Man if the "Zombie Jesus" didn't make me want to burn down a mosque, this sure ain't gonna do it.

Not to mention that the artwork is amateurish at best, though a worthy effort! Keep it up Iranians! Soon your art work will reach the level of quality of, oh, say 13th century art?

You people crack me up.

From the website irancartoon.com. Note the little quote at the top:

" Attention
Regarding to clarification of the issue of "Holocaust" this website possibly will be closed by United States, in this case please refer to the following..." blah, blah, blah....

Imbeciles. If the United States won't shut down porn and nazi sites, what makes these bozos think that we'll block anti-Semitic sites?

From the absolute best editorial cartoon artists EVER. If you've never been to Cox & Forkum, take a look. I also link to them over to the right here...

Dhimmi Carter wants us to give Hamas a chance. Ever read their charter? They plan to kill Jews! Wanna give Nazis a chance? Dhimmi Carter is such a fuckwit, I'm embarrassed to share the same planet with this idiot.

*Disclaimer: No, I'm not some "neo-con," I was this way before being conservative was "new." So if you got a problem with conservative views, tough. Go find a welfare recipient and give 'em a hug.

Tell me when we start the riots

I got this off of an English website. I'd like to know when the Christian riots begin. I'm outraged, and need to break something. This is clearly a racist piece of filth, and we need to behead the person that did this.

I'm just kidding of course. I wouldn't start a riot or kill someone for their religious beliefs. Unless, obviously, their religious belief is to kill me for my religious beliefs.

From Yahoo News

BUSHEHR, Iran -
Iran's nuclear chief said an agreement was reached with Moscow on Sunday to set up a joint uranium enrichment facility on Russian soil, a deal that could assuage global concerns that Tehran wants to build atomic bombs.

The plan proposed by Russia is backed by the United States and
European Union.

Uh huh. Hey, anybody want to buy this car? Lessee, trusting the Russians to provide the Iranian government (and I use that term VERY loosely) with enriched uranium is a disaster waiting to happen.

My opinion is that we already let the Army and the Marines take care of Iraq, let's let the Air Force and the Navy take care of the Iranian Nuclear Program.

I believe that Cindy Shithead has the right to protest. I believe that she has the right to call President Bush a murderer, etc., etc., etc.

I also have the right IN THIS NATION to say she's full of shit.

Don't like it? Tough. Move to China, where the government can regulate what you see, say, and hear. Unitl I see you got a Beijing address, FOAD.

From the BBC

This is what happens when you do every thing that you can to bring democracy to a backward part of the world. I simply fail to understand why it is that the IslamoNazis feel the need to destroy religious symbols, and yet....if you publish a picture of Big Mo you get your nation's embassy assaulted!

These are animals we are dealing with people.

I don't pretend to be anywhere on a par with this person, but Zombie has produced humorous and thought-provoking images for a long time now. Recently added were the dreaded cartoons of doom, and the response has been overwhelming from the Islamofascists.

I can't reach many followers of the mad mullahs, I don't know if I can even reach one, but here goes:

The reason we print cartoons is two fold, one, because our freedoms dictate what we can do, regardless of "taste." Two, because OUR faith is different from YOUR faith. Don't like it? Tough.

If you read through the lovely emails that Zombie has received, it's interesting that such religious people can use the "F-Bomb" so many times. Of course, they don't use it very well, and some of the sentences are, to be kind, amateurish. If you're gonna drop the F-Bomb, know how to do it well.

from Fox News

CAIRO, Egypt — Usama bin Laden promised never to be captured alive and declared the U.S. had resorted to the same "repressive" tactics used by Saddam Hussein, according to an audiotape purportedly by the Al Qaeda leader that was posted Monday on a militant Web site.

Hokay! I don't want him captured alive either. I want him dead. I hope he fights. I hope the soldiers who have him cornered empty every clip they have into this subhuman bastard. Too bad we can't draw and quarter him.

You're gonna love this. Of course, you may want to hide the little ones, and if you're at work, maybe put on the headphones.

ROP shows its true colors again
From Yahoo News
JAKARTA, Indonesia - Hundreds of Muslims protesting caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad tried to storm the U.S. Embassy on Sunday, smashing the windows of a guard post but failing to push through the gates. Several people were injured.

Buncha maroons. If their damned religion is so peaceful, why do they riot, kill and behead anytime they think their god or prophet has been maligned?

The State Department should file a formal protest with the Indonesian Government. If they can't get these animals under control, we should.

Well! I guess this explains Al Gore's speech in Saudi Arabia. Of course, a doctor promptly removed the nail upon discovery, and air hissed out. Strangely, no blood, just air.

Ted Kennedy. Did'ja know he's a killer? Hell, if Maureen (harpy) Dowd can lie about Dick Cheney, I can come back with bomb dropping of my own. Of course, when we call Ted a killer, it's all true.

Ted Kennedy drives like George Clooney makes movies.

And all this while, we are being led to believe that all these people want is peace.
From German TV

Senator Harry Reid. Terrorist enabler. A man who hates America.

Heard today that there is some sort of protest going on in front of the Danish Embassy. Maybe we should spray 'em with pork rinds.

It's free speech, morons. Don't you get it? We don't care if if offends your sensitive wittle feelings. If you got a problem with it, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, LEAVE and DON"T COME BACK! I don't agree with your religion, but you don't see me spitting on your magic rock, do you?

Go here to view the best video about the Koran in years. If i were able to show it here I would. If any one knows how I can show it here in Blogger, lemme know, OK?

Now THIS is a Mohammed photo! Hope he burns in Hell for all eternity, and his 72 virgins turn out to be smelly old skanks.

Having been peppered by a shotgun blast on one occasion, I don't find anything remotely funny about the incident involving Vice President Cheney over the past weekend. I DO, however, find it uproariously funny to make fun of the terrorist ideology of Islamofascism. Don't like it? Tough. It's my blog.

Former Vice President
Al Gore told a mainly Saudi audience on Sunday that the U.S. government committed "terrible abuses" against Arabs after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, and that most Americans did not support such treatment.

Read the whole thing, then get back to me...

NOw, I don't want to curb free speech here, but this is a man who was almost president of the United States! One would think that he would be smart enough to know the definition of "treason."

Thanks to Little Green Footballs for the info. Anytime I can beat up on the son of a racist, I'm only too happy to do so. It's a bonus that this guy wanted to take on the tobacco lobby, and yet TOOK MONEY FROM THEM!

Ya know, Al is sometimes just too easy of a target.

Of course, things can always go too far. Apparently, a Saudi Arabian (shocka!)thinks that the cartoonists should be severely punished for (gasp) drawing the big Mo.

My response? pretty much like Granny's here. As far as I am concerned, the people responsible for the carnage and death over these cartoons should experience some pretty sever punishment.

Time to poke you in the eye again! Ready to issue that fatwa yet?

Really guys, get a life. I hear you are threatening Japan now, if their newspapers publish the cartoons.

Mohammed was a pedophiliac monster and his "religion" is a death cult. The kind of behavior we westerners have witnessed in the past few weeks only reinforces western belief.

My favorite...I love these cartoons. Hey Mo! Getting Pissed off yet?

Here's another one boys, just to piss all of you off! Please, riot some more and take more of your brethren out of the population. It'll save us the trouble of buying a round to put in your head.

My speech is free...and protected!

Amazing, isn't it? Publish a few cartoons that depict a "religious" leader long dead, and you too can make a couple of million people go completely bat nuts.

Wake up, you idiots! If someone can take a crucifix and put it in urine, and get away with it, you ain't gonna get anywhere rioting over fucking cartoons!

CNN won't publish images of the cartoons, out of "respect for islam," but they had no problem showing pictures of the Virgin Mary made of vulgar photos and elephant feces. Of course, you remember how Christians all burnt businesses, embassies and vehicles after that, right? RIGHT?

Frankly, I'm still offended by this.

So, let me get this straight. They don't want their murderous prophet depicted in pictures or they'll kill us?