Blatantly stolen from the comments section of AtS

A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he
asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new Pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But
again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my
fucking shoes!

Every once in awhile, there's something interesting over at LGF. I won't link them, cause they banned me, but I still check out the comments from time to time, just to see if it's getting any better over there. It ain't, but this was a good joke.

Benazir Bhutto, murdered by islamic extremists

Brought to you by the Religion of Peace. Al-Qaeda has already taken credit for this attack. Take them at their word, and crack down on these thugs. Surely the government of Pakistan knows where they are. Surely, they can get rid of them.

The Brute Squad

From CNN

I'm not going to reprint the story here, you'll have to follow the link. Frankly, this is a legal maneuver by the democRATS, and they are welcome to it. It does show the kind of animals we are dealing with. If they continue with this tactic, they will soon see what happens to them. I'm all in favor of throwing these bums out. Whoever faces my Congressman, Ciro Rodriguez (Dickhead-San Antonio-Laredo)gets my vote (as long as it isn't Ron Paul, who is, of course, a racist Nazi).

Schumer, Kennedy, Reed, Landrieu, Cardin, Dorgan and Webb, all a bunch of bigots who hate. They don't care who they hate, just as long as they can keep that warm feeling going. They hate Republicans, Jews, the Military, or whoever the target-du jour is that day.

America, this is the Congress YOU chose. You get what you deserve.

Darth Vader's got a brand new gig

Ron Paul, super genius

Now, here is a Texan we can be ashamed of sharing the state with. Where are the Dixie Chicks now?

Merry Christmas from Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Charles Johnson

CAIR's friends

These are friends of CAIR. If you support terrorists, shop or buy goods from these companies.

If you want to defeat jihad, bankrupt these companies by boycotting their products.