Paul Begala is a child molester

Feel free to prove me wrong!

Ashley Judd: Breathless

Via the DC Examiner

Among the millions of people who are excited by the election of President Obama is Ashley Judd, as she demonstrated at the 40th birthday luncheon for NARAL Pro-Choice America at the Hilton Washington Tuesday.

After flubbing a few lines, Judd, who emceed the event, stopped and said, “I need to take a breath. I get so excited.”

After a brief slide show featuring Bush and other anti-abortion politicians, during which the crowd booed and hissed, Judd remarked, “It’s so nice to live in America again.”

Wow. Just wow. This stunning cunt is now saying it's nice to live in America again? I'd be proud of her if she would leave this country, go live in some third world slum, and then find out if America was EVER a bad place to live. If this fucking cunt EVER showed her face near me, she'd get a face full of spit!

“It’s so nice to live in America again.”--Ashley, you ignorant slut, it's always nice to live in America. We're the numero uno nation in the whole fucking world. We kicked everyone's ass! The only wars we DON'T win are the ones we CHOOSE not to win. We have the highest standard of living, as evidenced that we even go to see your shitty little movies. You are an ACTOR. You produce nothing. We AMERICANS, on the other hand, WORK for a living, and we PRODUCE goods and services that people buy and want. What did you ever do with your life? You whine and bitch about how bad America is, but I don't see you WORKING to make it better! It's easier for you to be a harpy than to actually WORK to do something positive for America and for your fellow Americans.

Fuck off you cunt. I hope you rot in hell.

An ode to Obama's mother

Someone was recently tasked to write a little ditty about Obama and his mother, who may be Irish...

She’s a skank she’s a whore,
and look at the brat she bore.

We’re all gonna die cause of this slut,
she just couldn’t keep those f*cking legs shut...

Oh, is that too harsh?

Fuck off if you think so.

"I won"

In discussions with the weak sister GOP leaders, the Obamanation declared that the GOP will nt get its way, because "I won." Not the American people, not liberal thought, not even the democrat party. "I won."

What a fucking asshole we elected. He's an arrogant Sunovabitch who wasn't vetted by our previously foaming at the mouth press (hint, that ain't foam coming out of the press' mouth now, people, the press is doing a Lewinski).

Oh, am I being too hard on your little tin god? Too fucking bad. I had to listen to eight years of your shit, so fuck off.

Wish this old General would fade away

Colin Powell thinks he's still a Republican. Isn't that cute.

This asshole endorsed a socialist. He's no Republican.

How appropriate, considering tomorrow...

Here we are

on the eve of the inauguration of B. Obama as President of the United States. I'm worried. Will he uphold the Constitution as he swears to on the morrow, or will he burn the document to light his next cigarette?

We've heard that he's one of the most articulate men to come along in a long time (It must be true, Biden told us so. Of course, he probable stole that line too). We've heard that he promises to end the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Great, I want to know if the guy serving is a flamer or not (not really, I don't care, and don't want to know). What else will he do?

Will he talk to Ahmadinejad? Chavez?

Oh, who the fuck cares? Just don't let him fuck up our country.

...and yet another

Patrick McGoohan, he of the '60's series The Prisoner, died today. You might have known him as Edward the Longshanks from Braveheart, but to my generation he was Number Six (I am not a number! I am a free man!)

Rip #6, You'll always be #1 with us.

RIP Khan

RIP to one of the most fun actors to be around evah. Montalban could put life into the most mundane of characters, and turn a one guest starring role into the role that would be one of the most identifiable in motion picture history.

His work as Khan, in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, was taken from an episode almost 15 years old, from the original Star Trek TV series. Outside of the regular cast, people point to him as the most memorable of actors to appear on the show or in the movies afterward.

As Fantasy Island's Mr. Roarke, you always had the sense that Khan was lurking about, but more playful than malevolent.

Rest in Peace, Ricardo.

David Schuster, gaping hole filled with diarrhea

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David Schuster gets into a little tiff with John Ziegler over Ziegler's movie about the 2008 election and how shabbily Sarah Palin was treated. Shithead...err...Schuster talks about all the Republicans who didn't back Sarah Palin because they felt she wasn't qualified to be Vice President of the United States, which is an argument for another time, but clearly, Shithead...err...Schuster feels the need to continue to belittle Palin. Wonder where he was when the Obamanation was getting qualified for the Presidency by voting "Present" in his (infrequent) visits to his job at the Capitol Building. Or when he was "community organizing." Hmmm?

Shithead...err...Schuster, you are one big fucking steaming pile of waste that the fuckwads of MSNBC shit out. I can't believe you have your own show. MSNBC must really SUCK if they have you running a show.

Progressive Lightbulb jokes

Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Hoping that it would change is quite enough.

Q: How many autoworkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17 at GM, Ford and Chrysler; 1 at Honda, Hyundai and Toyota.

Q: How many Chicago pols does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: F--- you, what am I gettin’ outta this?

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s burnt out on the Republican side, so we’re not changing it.

Q: How many MSM journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No need, Obama is the Light.

Q: How many Congresspersons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, but they’ll allocate a few billion to achieve change under the Obama Stimulus Bill.

Q: How many Daily Kos bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was Bush’s fault the bulb burned out; it’ll get fixed by itself when he leaves office.

Q: How many Minnesota Canvassing Board members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends. They’ll only change it if it looks like a vote for Coleman.

Q: How many Oprah Winfrey fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The bulb’s not so light these days.

Q: How many Cubans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There have been no lightbulbs since the USSR collapsed.

Q: How many North Koreans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What’s a lightbulb?

Q: How many Hollywood celebrities does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six to make movies about evil lightbulb companies, twelve to lecture about the unequal distribution of light on late night talk shows and nine to get caught with drugs hidden in cartons of lightbulbs.

Q: How many Obama appointees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: His team is currently in the process of finding someone from the Clinton Administration who knows how.

Q: How many Caroline Kennedys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She’s never thought about it but now that you mention it, she’d love for someone to change it for her.

Q: How many President Elect Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The bulb is a lot more burnt out than we thought. Clearly, the bulb has deteriorated. It might not be changed as quickly as we would like.